'miss golightly i protest'

So the Anti-Crime marches in JHB and Durban weren’t the quite Million Man marches which were predicted and in some circles expected. Approximately 50 concerned activists in each city vibrantly protested on our behalf for a safer living environment. Shout outz, Bigupz and kudos to you but to the organisers I suggest the following:

1.Acknowledge that it’s kinda hard to mobilise the tax paying middle class, they like to protest in boutiques.
2.You have got to glam it up, I would have gotten a few corporate sponsors; hampers which included a tres kool, yellow and red, protest t-shirt and there would have been a Platinum Card VIP area with access to special toilets – basically I would have made a few people pay for the privilege of mass protesting.
3.Finally, these marches needed to be in the middle of a working week, nothing like patriotically skipping a few hours of work for the cause.

Anyway, despite the poor turn-out, crime is a real problem and I think that it is on the political agenda. This in itself isn’t enough and we need to sensibly exert our influence in order to make this place much-much safer, I wouldn’t purport to know how we do this exactly but it should be via as many channels and forums as possible.

That’s the point really, back in the day, good ol’ protest marches were one of the better ways to exert influence and mobilise sentiment but today as a result of all of this struggle, many more platforms have been opened up for dissent, Radio; Television; The Internet; Financial Institutions placing adverts in the Sunday Papers blah de blah green tea.

This puts the subject into the public discourse, it puts it on agendas, it gets people focused and begins to build models which can be replicated to solve this multi-faceted problem. Things happen at grassroots, things happen at a macro-level and in between we complain about it not happening fast enough – “Where is all of this money that I’m paying to prevent anarchy going?”

I said before that we don’t know what we don’t know and that that is one of the major problems that we face, we don’t know what it really feels like to be safe in our own environment hence it’s very difficult to fight aggressively for that end state of which we have been robbed.

I wasn’t there, I did however wear these cool t-shirts this weekend, sometimes there is as much of a message in the accessories as there is in the means.

a spatial little nugget

There's this story that I heard, maybe it was something that I read and I hope that I do it justice by retelling it.

Taking a break from Monday's toil I was reminded of it, I was reminded that sometimes you just need to think spatially about a problem and trust the solution.

In the Thirties, a publishing company was battling to sell its quota of books, it had tried many different things, marketing campaigns and what-not but nothing consistently worked.

Then one day a wise old man on overhearing the problem said that he knew the solution. Sceptical and amused the management thought that they had nothing to loose so they gave the old man a chance at solving their conundrum.

He disappeared into the world of construction, appealing to Architects and Interior Designers to include book shelves in the living and bedrooms of the many new apartments that where being built. It wasn’t long after the families who owned these homes made their way to bookstores to fill up their empty shelves.

The old man shelved the problem, so to speak. I could use a few shelves myself, but I am too lazy to spatially react to my conundrum of having to many books.

south america take it away

So here it is again - Friday and as Edmundo Ros says today, South America take it away!"

One cap? Check.
Mancini? Tick.
Sneakers? Yip.
Espresso? Done that.
Ocean? Looks good.
Protection? Deny that cap.
Sound check? Sinatra's, Tender Trap.
Intellectual stimulation? Steinbeck on the radar.

I think I'm ready for the weekend and that tender trap.

linked in

We know/think/guess it's rubbish but we can't be sure because we may (hopefully not) need it one day - linked-in networking.

Proof that two minds are better than one in the morning, it's a thread read it from the bottom up:

From:302
Subject RE:RE: James Neophytou has recommended you on LinkedIn

spot on - i'm blogging that - i have/had/have those same insecurities.

trying to get ahead never seems to be on my hidden agenda.

From: James Neophytou To: 302

RE: James Neophytou has recommended you on LinkedIn

I know mate. Linked-In is bollocks. It is the work ethic in me, and the immigrant insecurity aspect that thinks, one day I might need a job from someone on my contacts list. Or I might help someone make a connection that helps them. 1% effective. I think.


Subject RE: James Neophytou has recommended you on LinkedIn

thanks - i've given you bigupz on my blog counts for much more - not to sure about linked in man.

From: James Neophytou Sent: Wed 2007/02/28 07:49 To: 302
Subject: James Neophytou has recommended you on LinkedIn

LinkedIn Recommendations

James Neophytou has endorsed your work as Assets Information Manager at . ..
Dear 302,I've written this recommendation of your work to share with other LinkedIn users.Details of the Recommendation:"302 is a model client, and a true projects person - creative and collaborative. We agree on our aspirations, namely "exceeding expectations is the minimum requirement". We have presented together in the USA at industry conferences."

look into my eyes do i look bovvered

Every so often I get a snotty, stroppy little email which strikes a chord and provokes a need for a sharp professional but strongly worded rebuff.

Here's the blue print: always start with a subtle spelling mistake - your respondent's name - that's bound to piss them off and even in this modern world the spell checker is not going to pick it up, so you can't really be blamed e.g. Sandy becomes Cindy.

Then say thank-you, that your are dealing with it, that it will be resolved, that the problem is in hand, that it is unlikely to grow, stress your awareness of whatever it is that they have pounced on in no uncertain terms. Rub it in a little by saying that although it's not the highest priority item you now want to get it resolved - now it's hardly personal and you couldn't give a hoot (yeah tis Lent, my language has improved without alcohol but I am finding this little twitchy shudder a bit annoying) but it's the thought that counts. Then blame somebody or something else in part for the delay...as soon as so-and-so responds, then we can take the appropriate action it always helps if that person is higher up on the food chain than the complainee.

Then delegate the action - Andy will keep you informed, (if you can) otherwise just say that you will pass on the appropriate updates.

Regards,

......

And all of this after my dentist told me to be careful not to bite my tongue, I may have been momentarily conversationally numb but I know how to bite back in the mail, snotty, snotty snotty me.

time for one of those "bad boys"

Bon weekend and be safe.

Piano falls from the sky

Saying you deal well with change is like saying there’s a time and a place for spontaneity, on a certain level it makes absolute sense but on another you know that you’ve missed something obvious.

The only thing that I will say is that I like to anticipate spontaneous change in the organisation, I don’t like walking in on a Monday morning and finding out that le grande fromage is moving on, a man who is neither spontaneous nor variable by nature – how could I have missed this occurrence... And how does it impact me?

Piano falls from the sky.

This is what the first fun filled day of the new week had entailed, an acceptance of the new order, except we don’t know what this new sect’s doctrine involves, is it a doctrine mandating more change, are the deck chairs on the Titanic being reorganized?

Irrespective, we have got one month to get cracking to put a few more coins in the machine so that we are playing the games prior to it all unfolding– Is this how the Republicans are feeling now that Bush’s time is up? Our agenda though is nothing so sinister it’s simply one of continuity and managing ourselves in the uncertainty which will soon present itself.

It’s been more modern livin’ that I can handle, quiet martinis have been a gracious post work companion but until we get closer to a resolution as to what the future holds in stall for us, it's going to be quite a tiring process of looking up at that sky and trying to dodge the next potential piano which maybe on its way down.

no i haven't been drinking

They say that there are two sure ways of increasing your blog readership - sell t-shirts and do mailbags. Since neither increasing my readership nor selling t-shirts appeal to me I thought I'd do a faux mailbag. The following questions have been generated by the random monster dot com question tool. Here's how to effectively deal with this sort of question and more.

Give me an example of a time that you felt you went above and
beyond the call of duty in your previous employment.

Well this year I shall be pimping my letterbox before the 14th arrives,
I'm thinking of a chute of sorts, you know that post-office theft is on the
decline so there is every chance that I will receive all of my teddy bears, chocolates and kisses blah de blah valentines day. I don't want to be accused of not being pro-active about this sentimental tid-bit of commercialization, you know I'm a go getter by nature.

What do you see yourself doing within the first 30 days of this
job?

How about drawing a salary after 22 working days, visiting the toilets,
surfing the net, firing off random mails to large lists with
don't reply to all at the bottom - ooh you know, I just plan to blend in, make
the odd mistake but nothing to disastrous, I do want to draw that salary.

Why is there fuzz on a tennis ball?

No idea, try googling, maybe the wiki has the answer, see tennis balls.

Can you describe a time when your work was
criticized?

I have got this dandy cellphone ring, which has its melodic roots in some
Scandinavian nu-jazz tune, it's pretty funky. I caught a bit of flak for that,
it was just too cool, people felt a bit left out and I didn't want that, so I
kept the tune but made the ring tone softer, now I miss more calls but at least
my fellow workers are happy.

Do you think Gnarls is crazy about all that cellphone ring tone ?

Do you have plans to have children in the near
future?

Biologically that's going to be a problem, I know you are
thinking snip, but blokes can still only have metaphoric babies in this day and age. Although you never know, maybe I will go adopt a Hollywood celebrity baby, a kinda cultural exchange programme of sorts.

Why should we hire you?

Because the competition might take a flyer.

What’s your salary history?

Interesting and with room for improvement.


Give examples of ideas that you had or that you
implemented?

I have compiled some great playlists for my itunes shuffle, gyming is so much better with good music and it requires a fair amount of conceptualization to get it right, weights, treadmill, looking cool, it's not as easy as it appears.

Why are you leaving your present job?

For that improvement that we spoke about earlier, yes you were all writing
so I suspect you've got it.

What did you least like about your last job?

In the interest of time and social harmony lets just say - the
work - (sigh) - would suffice by way of answer.

What do you look for in terms of culture - structured or entrepreneurial?

I think the correct answer would be a bit of both, and somebody said to say that, "I prioritize people," and this would be as good a time as any to mention that I do, do that - I am a people's person.

What are you most proud of?

The fact it's the 9th and I already have a date for the 14th, ok I'll spill the beans, I will be visiting my dentist at two, she'll be filling me in, I like the ambiguity of that last statement but it's a check up.

How would you go about establishing your credibility
quickly with the team?

From the first espresso that we share together, I shall stress, quality, bean and attitude of the drink. I will also tell them to look out for the new Blue Six album and that I know who's going to win the Champions League.

I know that you are running late - I don't have any questions but if I think of any I will email them to you.

Thank-you and bon weekend.

And I apologize in advance if you battled to get through to the site today but with all the hits, I don't think that blogger could quite frankly cope.

my iQ tRip - a theory on beauty and happiness

I am finding it near impossible to hit a groove, I am bored at work, so bored that I have been faffing around with IQ tests.

The first few questions spike my interest but then it very quickly becomes apparent that nothing has changed, be it online, complex or short and dirty. I still end up in that 92-97 percentile range, a worker bee, one below the queen bee geniuses, and I conclude (again I might add) that I'd rather be beautiful than bright if I had the choice.

Why? Because society rewards beauty and the body beautiful (I'm a slight exception here) who tend to fall into the lower IQ percentile ranges are utterly happy. No! beauty and brains is a molotov cocktail and trust me on this one you will only intellectually suffer, hence it's gotz ta be beauty on it's own that's all that counts.

So reward and happiness, fuck all this abstract intellectualisation that sounds like the lottery to me (clichéd hair toss).

Perhaps if I was breast fed for that six weeks and not four, I'd be up there with Albert E, theorising my life away, mind over matter, is all that would matter. Because you know what they say, yes they, say that if you breast feed a baby for six weeks you add up to 30 IQ points to their intellect, but I only got a buggery four weeks of my mother's milk.

Anyway, I am finished with IQ tests for the moment and can tell you what's in the green tea this afternoon:

I am reading, Martini a Memoir by Frank Moorhouse, I'm 20 pages in and it makes me want to drink copiously so it's proving to be a fine read. And I have finally completed my version of the trip which rivals Tom Middleton's second effort.

Mine goes a little something like this: Shuggie Otis - pling + Hajime Yoshizawa - i'm not in love + Jimpster - distant light + Yazoo - ode to a boy + Nouvelle Vague - heart of glass + Dimitri from Paris - toi mon auto + Martin Deny - misirilou + Chet Baker & Astrud Gilberto - far away + Mel Torme - strangers in the night + Smokey Robinson - quietstorm (groove bootique remix) + The Rebirth - walk talkin Mizell + Digible planets - for corners + DJ Einstein & Zaakir - have and have nots + David Byrne - dance on vaseline + Stereolab - cybele's reverie + Kraftwerk - the robots.

Ask nicely and I'll trip you a copy via the good ol' fashioned post but I will also be putting it in the box over the next couple of weeks.

nasa gets its diapers in a knot

"This is our independence day!" The movie proclaimed and then we sent the Fresh Prince and the Fly to save us from the alien force (not to be confused with the alien workforce). In the end they triumphed, a dazzling victory, and instantaneously boosted NASA budgets, reported to be a staggering $17 billion this year.

Then you read this on the CNN website, you re-read it and then you check that the site has not been phished and that you are not actually at The Onion. Yeah sometimes reality can be stranger than fiction, it almost makes it highly plausible that the Fresh Prince and the Fly could indeed save planet earth.

I suggest that you go and read the entire report about this comical NASA astronaut love triangle, from wigs to diapers, it's beyond surreal.

...They also found a wig and a plastic bag containing a carbon
dioxide-powered BB pistol in a nearby trash can, the report said.

Inside a bag Nowak was carrying, the officer found a tan
trench coat, a new steel mallet, a new folding knife with a 4-inch blade, 3 to 4
feet of rubber tubing, several large plastic garbage bags and about $600 in
cash, the report said.

Nowak admitted the details of Shipman's story, according
to the police report, and permitted a search of her car.

Inside the car, police found an a half dozen latex gloves,
MapQuest directions from Houston to Orlando International Airport, e-mails from
Shipman to Oefelein, diapers Nowak said she wore to reduce stops along the highway and a letter indicating how much she loved Oefelein.
It is standard
procedure for astronauts to wear diapers when they suit up for launch and
re-entry...CNN

And now back to a somewhat more mundane reality.

poetry; position papers and précis

Some days work can be soul destroying, last week I had the pleasure are pivoting around a 25000 line data extract, this week for my sins I need to read 10 position papers. I think it's ten, I know it's positioning something, and I know that I enjoy reading but this is beginning to snap the matchsticks which have been keeping my eyes open.

This weekend I ended up at a poetry festival or sorts at Spier, as we were driving there, I moaned: "I don't understand women (at least a couple) and I don't understand poetry, unless it's Auden or Kozain." I continued to grump, that at least women are of interest, a body of work, that I need to complete in this life time, poetry? No, give me song lyrics any day.

Today I am ready to add position papers to that list of things that I don't understand and quite frankly couldn't care less about, the only exception is that it's my unenviable task to précis these documents into a snappy 30 minute presentation.

I thought that there was a cheat available in the process but only four of the 10 have Executive Summaries, the rest are deemed to be to short to warrant this type of intervention, I whole heartedly disagree.

It's tough reading in an open plan office per se and when you have no inclination, it's near impossible but as that deadline of tomorrow creeps ever closer I shall soon be using my poetic license to capture the thrust of my position.

monday's itunes playlist

I picked up my, KT Tunstall, Acoustic Extravaganza, again determined to like the album even after Jyoti had said that, 'she sounds like Sheryl Crow' which just instantly ruined it for me.

As I placed the cd into the shuttle, knowing that the first track, Ashes, didn't sound anything like mz Crow, I proceeded to open the booklet and discovered the following bit of text which she references and which I now reference:

Beauty of Uncertainty posted on 28-02-2006 @ 16:57

"People with missing children. Children without parents. People without food or water. There are many who are destroyed by not knowing what the future holds. For those of us more fortunate, the beauty of uncertainty is that it motivates us to seek certainty. We are compelled to replace doubt with conviction, to replace confusion with clarity, to be more fearful of old ideas instead of new ones. Nothing is more disparaged than the person who is lost, hesitant, and anxious.

Yet the true path to fulfillment comes from these conditions. Uncertainty becomes truly beautiful when connected with the certainty that there is a better life beyond the life that is known. The artist, scientist, entrepreneur, athlete, and traveller: all embrace uncertainty as their muse. What is going to happen next is more enticing than what is happening now. The thrill of anticipation, the mystery of the unknown, the open road, mistakes as portals of discovery, the inevitability of change, purpose from chaos, questions leading to answers, failure as the threshold of knowledge.

All of these conditions inform the life of the adventurer, the human being who is engaged in becoming. The beauty of uncertainty is that it prepares us to embrace life in the face of death. Allows us the strength to deal with the freedom to choose. To willingly exchange the fear of uncertainty for the security of certainty is to admit defeat. To surrender to the fear of actually living your life. As T. S. Eliot observed, "Where is the life we have lost in living?"

Nothing moves forward except by the craving to seek certainty from uncertainty."

-- Brian Hendricks, Editor, HoBO Magazine

Location: South Point, Big Island, Hawaii

Unfortunately the rest of the album which is great, still remains somewhat in ruin because of that idle, throw-away, observation which is now etched into my subconscious, although I have added a point of departure.

say white rabbit

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and thehusband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sitsalone at a nearby table.

The wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend before I met you. Iunderstand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago,and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"Good heavens!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go oncelebrating that long?"

try this for a deep, dark secret

"Try this for a deep, dark secret. The great detective Remington Steele? He doesn't exist. I invented him. Follow: I always loved excitement, so I studied and apprenticed, and put my name on an office. But absolutely nobody knocked down my door. A female private investigator seemed so . . . feminine. So I invented a superior. A decidedly masculine superior. Suddenly, there were cases around the block. It was working like a charm. Until the day he walked in, with his blue eyes and mysterious past. And before I knew it, he assumed Remington Steele's identity. Now I do the work and he takes the bows. It's a dangerous way to live, but as long as people buy it, I can get the job done. We never mix business with pleasure. Well, almost never. I don't even know his real name."

I have always liked Laura Holt, she made the series and even after reviewing the dvd that is still the case.

But I made the mistake today of describing a particular scene, where she tells Pierce that she invented a man who could handle impossible challenges - her -her ideal man.

And then pronouncing that our current work situation indeed required such a man, someone who could master this impossible challenge.

I got a glazed look, the person was probably wondering what the fffk was in my Jasmine tea this morning. I was trying to make the analogy that performance appraisal rating requires someone who likes impossible challenges.

Eventually she had the gall to ask, "Who's Remington Steele?"

I felt old, discouraged, and impossibly challenged - I hadn't expected this from a superior performer.

Thankfully that bit of the job has come to an end, now let the bonuses be divided up accordingly, with persons who have Laura Holt admiration, be deserving of that lion share.

it could only happen to a dog person

Almost all of my friends have cats, from Mao to Meeouw, but I am a dog person and my interest in cats (including the musical) remains at best polite and distant. Although I do like my tigers and one specific tiger but that's pretty much as far as it goes.

However for those of you out there who are cat persons and if you haven't already received this, c'est viola!

Dear blog author:

We recently came across your site, a-little-too-much-champagne.blogspot.com, while searching for bloggers who blog about Cat issues.

A small group of us have started a new site called Cat Bloggers. Our intent is to bring Cat bloggers closer together, and make a positive contribution to the Internet community.
Would you be interested in joining Cat Bloggers?

Please take a few minutes to have a look at what we are trying to do, and if you are interested, there is a sign up page to get the ball rolling. We would greatly appreciate your support in this endeavour.

If you do not feel that your blog would be a good fit for Cat Bloggers, but enjoy this subject area, come visit us and one of our member bloggers. You can also check our FAQ Section to learn more about Cat Bloggers.

We look forward to hearing from you and seeing you on Cat Bloggers.

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Creating a network, having some fun, making some money by putting a spin on how we use collaborative tools - that's cat people for you.

what breed of dog are you?

Personal profiling generally seems to enjoy a rather high profile in the organisation but I am not completely sold on it, sometimes all you need is something simple.

I always make my project team members do this test when we are working together.


302, you're a Pug at work

Did you know? Being a Pug means that you are fairly easy going and don't need to be the top dog all the time. While others are posing and posturing, you're more likely to be taking notes and showing them all up with your new take on the subject. Want to get all the dirt on your workplace puppy personality?

Get your personalized, Breed of Dog at Work Report

the third man

An old joke amongst friends fondly retold for the benefit of one special supper guest.

A tourist is watching two workers at the side of the road, one of the workers digs a hole and after a couple of minutes the other fills it up with the turf that's just been uprooted. This goes on for about an hour and the tourist whilst amused can't figure out exactly what these two guys are up too, eventually decides that he will ask them, what they are doing.

The workers reply that they generally work in a team of three but that the third worker who plants the trees is off sick.

One of my great corporate fears is walking into an interview and being asked to tell a joke by some maverick HR manager, if I ever get asked to, this would be a good one and would guarentee me making the shortlist.

mixing pop and politics

"…Mixing pop and politics he asks me what the use is, I offer him embarrassment and my usual excuses…" I always think of that line from Billy Bragg's the "Great Leap Forward" when I think about American politics, and I wonder if it is soda pop that he is ambiguously mixing.

It may only be that week before payday signaling ending the end of longest month of the year, but January 07 has already created a buzz about the next US elections. Candidates on both sides have declared their intent to join the race for the next American president, a race which does have the making of an interesting and tough fight. The Democrats have Hillary and Obama, there supporters are already suggesting a Hillary-Obama coalition while the Republicans or should that be the 'new' Republicans have John and Rudy in what order only time will tell. And lets not forget Senators John Edwards and Bill Richardson in the potential matchups.

Already the Bookmaker Betting Exchange is offering the following odds:

Clinton, Hilary 5/2
McCain, John 9/2
Obama, Barack 11/2
Edwards, John 8/1
Giuliani, Rudolph 10/1
Gore, Al 14/1
Romney, Mitt 18/1
Brownback, S 33/1

While the press are asking whether Americans are ready to elect a Female or an African American or a Hispanic president. Democrat, Bill Richardson who recently entered the race made the following interesting observation on that question and of his own candidacy in an interview on the ABC's 'This Week,' - “I believe this country is a very tolerant, positive country. I believe the country would be ready for a woman president, an African-American president, Hispanic president.”

Further adding, “But I wouldn’t run as a Hispanic candidate. I would run as an American, proud to be Hispanic, proud of my heritage.”

Irrespective of heritage, “Running for the presidency is a profound decision, a decision no one should make on the basis of media hype or personal ambition alone,” stated Barack Obama in his video address while concluding that he certainly didn’t expect to find himself in this position a year ago.

How Americans are enticed vote, with campaigns expected to cost more that George Bush's $300m winning effort, will make for interesting observation but I can only hope that a 'humanitarian of sorts' is elected because US politics touches us all and in reality even in this depressing last week of January, one year prior to its conclusion I am already captivated hoping that it will end with a 'first of sorts' as we wait for that 'great leap forward.'

corporate survivor – the first challenge – no www

Is there anyone out there who’s not gaga about yoga at the moment? Even pre-working meeting chats, while we are waiting for late comers, are now all about yoga lifestyle, Vikram, breathing, uurh… even I’ve got a yoga mat.

Right now that I’ve got your attention.

And what’s with all of these people who want to show me pictures of their cats – who cares – I’m a dog person da’cord. Go to www.kittenwar.com and knock yourself out.

Meoow! now that I have got your attention.

Anyone bother to check out that comet that recently whizzed by? Ok it wasn’t quite worlds collide but hey it could have been.

Now that I’ve lost your attention.

Beavis: I wish I was born with a tattoo.
Butthead: No dumb ass you’re not born with a tattoo; you get that when you join the navy.

Now that I have managed to recapture your attention.

Just hold on I think that’s my phone.

Quick a postID (for the idiot who popularized open plan office layouts) you gonna have to put prosaic in the toilets, next to condoms, if the internet keeps going down for hours on end like this, we can’t do any ‘work.’

Last week the internet went down for most of the day, I never suffered because I had my 3G card with me but I have never seen so many people in the office with that Stepford Wives look on their faces, mortified as to what they were experiencing.

Post noon, the mummies were getting twitchy, pause area televisions got louder, telephones where engaged, and the colour printers were jammed. I was an exception, I was happily checking in and up on all of you.

It may not be perfect but work’s getting pretty virtual these days, even if we are only MSNing each other or checking up on the NY Times before the US awakes it’s now a part of every work day and it’s getting harder to function without being connected.

Today, we’ve got another “outage” so I’m bolting for an espresso and a croissant as the natives continue to get (jiggy, uurhm) restless.

allow me to introduce you to the organisation's tail

What happens when the tail tries to wag the dog?

Pretty much nothing happens because like any good 'tail' it knows its place.

What happens when the tail believes that it has the authority to wag the dog?

Pretty much nothing because like any good tale, that's all its authority will ever amount to in the dog’s mind.

Allow me to introduce you to the organisation's tail…taada…enter the Human Resources (HR) department.

In the workplace with its established pecking order, HR is that tail even though it might foolishly harbour delusions of grandeur that it has the authority to wag the dog.

A notion which equates to nothing more than delaying tactics and only serves to enhance the popular view that it's the most bureaucratic and impotent functional area within the business.

After four months of working with them to get the organogram fixed so that the project team can disband itself and get on to doing other things, at the last hurdle some HR despot who is completely new to the process has a few concerns which needs to be ironed out.

Where do you start?

Perhaps by appealing to the big dog to give its tail a shake so that we can all swiftly move on to bigger and better things.