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A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and thehusband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sitsalone at a nearby table.

The wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend before I met you. Iunderstand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago,and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"Good heavens!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go oncelebrating that long?"