lesson one about climbing that greasy pole

What's on the menu this Monday morning - literally, the canteen, will serve up: 'Roast chicken, chips & salad; Fettuccini with creamy seafood sauce served with salad & crispy bread; Boerewors served with mashed potatoes, chunky vegs & tomato “smoor”'

More importantly I have got to start cookin' up my monthly project review report, I think mine will be tastier.

Weekends pass far to quickly, it seems like only a split second ago that I was hanging out with "that girl" as she likes to be known discussing "stuff."

Any discourse in "stuff" often tends to land one in the oddest of conversational places and ours was no different. I came out of the water closet and told her that the urinals were unusually high off the ground and that it reminded me of a story which had the following punch line, "If you want to run with the big dogs, you need to learn to pee high."

So giving in to nature I did exactly that, I stood on my toes and let my new found ambition take over.